09-13-2004, 03:59 PM
1) Replaced BC knife with bayonet
2) During dive briefing says âIâm going left which way are you going?â
3) Pees in wet suit (still on boat)
4) Hits SPG with knife stating it always sticks like that
5) Mentions the chamber here is much nicer then the one he was sent to last month
6) Tells you he used to need 20 lbs to get down, but thanks to all his cool gear he only needs 5
7) Asks how much you paid for your mask and fins. Then laughs at you because his were only $35 at Wal-Mart
8) Inflates dry suite till he looks like the Michelin man and wears 2 weight belts.
9) Asks is you prefer to use Visa or Master charge for OOG payments
10)Tells you sheâs patenting ânictroxâ a process to add nicotine to dive tanks to stave off cravings on dives longer then 30 min.
this list is fictional and any resemblance to actual divers is purly in the mind of the writer ;D
2) During dive briefing says âIâm going left which way are you going?â
3) Pees in wet suit (still on boat)
4) Hits SPG with knife stating it always sticks like that
5) Mentions the chamber here is much nicer then the one he was sent to last month
6) Tells you he used to need 20 lbs to get down, but thanks to all his cool gear he only needs 5
7) Asks how much you paid for your mask and fins. Then laughs at you because his were only $35 at Wal-Mart
8) Inflates dry suite till he looks like the Michelin man and wears 2 weight belts.
9) Asks is you prefer to use Visa or Master charge for OOG payments
10)Tells you sheâs patenting ânictroxâ a process to add nicotine to dive tanks to stave off cravings on dives longer then 30 min.
this list is fictional and any resemblance to actual divers is purly in the mind of the writer ;D
