01-12-2005, 08:01 AM
Know any good pirate jokes? I don't...
How much did the pirate have to pay for his hook & peg??? An arm & a leg...
What has 8 arms & 8 legs??? 8 pirates...
What does a pirate call his wife??? Peggy...
A pirate walks into a tavern with a ships wheel jammed down the front of his trousers. 'Doesn't that hurt?' asks the bar keep. 'Argggg' replies the pirate, 'it's driving me nuts!'
How much did the pirate have to pay for his hook & peg??? An arm & a leg...
What has 8 arms & 8 legs??? 8 pirates...
What does a pirate call his wife??? Peggy...
A pirate walks into a tavern with a ships wheel jammed down the front of his trousers. 'Doesn't that hurt?' asks the bar keep. 'Argggg' replies the pirate, 'it's driving me nuts!'