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Not sure how many have already seen this, but I thought it was pretty funny:

"When girls don't put out!!

This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.  And I never have
figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.  I have never figured out why men think with their head
and woman with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.  Well, the passon starts to heat up,
and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said "WHAT??!!  What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." 

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day, I opted to take the day off of work and spend time with her.  We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.  I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.  She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.  She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Let's get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.  Let me tell you...she was so excited. 
She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.  I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. 

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'  She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.  Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' 

Her face just went completely blank, as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.  You're just not in touch with
my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either...but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her."

 

This is outstanding, I got my wife out of bed just to read it. I guess I'm not having sex tonight either ;D ;D ;D ;D

;D

My wife has her own money.  :'(

              So Steve, that means theres nothing you can do when you hear, "no",,,, course all you married guys never hear "no" anyway, so it dosent really matter. This single life is a whole different deal.          TRINITY

That's why God gave you two hands  >

I can tell what the new punchline from this group is going to be ....

" I can see it's time to take my wife shopping again" ;D ;D ;D ;D

Bob

So Steve, that means theres nothing you can do when you hear, "no",,,, course all you married guys never hear "no" anyway, so it dosent really matter. This single life is a whole different deal. TRINITY  [/quote]

That's why KY was invented (for married AND single men...for those shopping trips.. headaches...and when we just....want to be..... held)  ;D

                    Wow! DQ, never thought I'd know a woman who understands why,,,,, men do have, two hands ,,,,,one to open the door, and the other to push her worthless ass out thru it,,,,,    TRINITY

OK Dq, lets see if you know the answer to this!!! Why do male dogs lick themselves? (there are 2 answers)