mermaid
01-26-2010, 06:03 PM
Sign in a hotel in Zurich:
"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in
the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."
A laundry in Rome:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good
time."
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
"Would you like to ride on your own ass?"
On the faucet in a Finnish washroom:
"To stop the drip, turn cock to right."
Sign in a French hotel:
"A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser."
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
"Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
bed."
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Tokyo bar:
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
"Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
bed."
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Tokyo bar:
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in
the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."
A laundry in Rome:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good
time."
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
"Would you like to ride on your own ass?"
On the faucet in a Finnish washroom:
"To stop the drip, turn cock to right."
Sign in a French hotel:
"A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser."
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
"Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
bed."
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Tokyo bar:
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
"Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
bed."
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Tokyo bar:
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."