02-21-2012, 06:50 PM
Finally, men's side of the story. These are OUR rules! These are all numbered "1" on purpose
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon, or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon, or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.