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Virgil's Birthday - Magelk - 05-24-2008
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
>
> 'Yes. What can I do for you?'
>
> 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
> marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them
> logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
>
> 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
>
> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search
> the shed where the firewood is kept.
>
> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They
> sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
> 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
>
> 'Yeah!'
>
> 'Did they chop your firewood?'
>
> 'Yep!'
>
> 'Happy Birthday, buddy!'