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Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert - Indigo Blues - 03-29-2010
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life.
Re: Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert - mermaid - 03-29-2010
Awww geez Pat... :
Re: Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert - DiverQueen - 03-29-2010
I'm on spring break vacation this week so it is extremely unlikely that I will come in contact with WORK for at least a week and a half! ;D
Re: Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert - Hydro - 03-29-2010
i think i have developed immunity... i keep getting exposed, but nothing takes.
Re: Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert - arcFlash - 03-29-2010
I don't get WORK, My boss put me on the (S)uper (H)igh (I)ntensity (T)raining program some time ago. So all get is #### on. Fortunately, being on the #### list kills all work.
Re: Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert - Indigo Blues - 03-29-2010
arcFlash I love your sig
Re: Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert - ballfrog - 03-29-2010
Oh, yeah, spring break. I'll be in Daytona Beach tomorrow negotiating turf with the alligators.
Thankfully, what I do for a living isn't work.
Re: Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert - mermaid - 03-29-2010
I like your idea of (S)(H)(I)(T) Steve ;D