One for the ladies

[DiveCaptDean]

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
>>the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
>>A nurse noticed his predicament.
>>Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
>>any of the buttons on the wall."
>>He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
>>had promised not to touch.
>>Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled
>>ATR.
>>Who would know if he touched them?
>>He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his
>>bottom.
>>What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things
>>like this.
>>Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
>>the warm water, gently drying his underside.
>>When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
>>his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable
>>pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender
>>loving pleasure.
>>When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the
>>ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
>>Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
>>nurse was staring down at him.
>>"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the
>>ATR button.
>>"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your
>>pillow."
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