Famous people say the dardest things

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"There are only 2 reasons to sit in the back of a plane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
Henry Kissinger


"I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said 'guess' on it. I said, thyroid problem."
Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I read somewhere that 77% of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23% that are doing quite well for themselves."
Jerry Garcia

"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die."
Carmen Boyle, 1966 gold medal in luge

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
Rod Stewart