it all in a name

[DiveCaptDean]

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he
> > realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says
> > to himself, "I really want a drink!" When the gay
> > waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What is
> > the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look,
> > I'm not into any of that, all I want is drink." The
> > gay waiter then says, "I'm sorry but I cannot serve
> > you until you tell me the name of your penis, mine
> > for instance is called Nike, for the slogan, 'Just
> > Do It', and that guy down at the end of the bar
> > calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies'.
> > The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells
> > him he will give him a second to think it over. So
> > the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is
> > sipping a beer, "Hey pal, what's the name of yours?"
> > The man looks back and says with a smile, "Timex,
> > because 'It takes a licking and keeps on ticking!'
> > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fellas
> > on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity
> > Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
> > yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly
> > exclaims, "Ford, because 'Quality is job one!' Then
> > he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?!?" The guy
> > next to him then says, "I call mine, Chevy, because
> > it's 'Like a Rock!', and gives the cowboy a wink.
> > Even more shaken the cowboy has to think for a
> > moment before he comes up with a name for his
> > manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
> > exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret, now give
> > me a beer!" The bartender begins to pour the cowboy
> > his beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why
> > Secret?" The cowboy then replies,
> >
> > "Because, 'It's strong enough for a man, but made
> > for a woman!!!!!'"