it all in a name
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04-24-2004, 08:18 AM,
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it all in a name
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he
> > realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says > > to himself, "I really want a drink!" When the gay > > waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What is > > the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, > > I'm not into any of that, all I want is drink." The > > gay waiter then says, "I'm sorry but I cannot serve > > you until you tell me the name of your penis, mine > > for instance is called Nike, for the slogan, 'Just > > Do It', and that guy down at the end of the bar > > calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies'. > > The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells > > him he will give him a second to think it over. So > > the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is > > sipping a beer, "Hey pal, what's the name of yours?" > > The man looks back and says with a smile, "Timex, > > because 'It takes a licking and keeps on ticking!' > > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fellas > > on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity > > Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call > > yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly > > exclaims, "Ford, because 'Quality is job one!' Then > > he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?!?" The guy > > next to him then says, "I call mine, Chevy, because > > it's 'Like a Rock!', and gives the cowboy a wink. > > Even more shaken the cowboy has to think for a > > moment before he comes up with a name for his > > manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and > > exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret, now give > > me a beer!" The bartender begins to pour the cowboy > > his beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why > > Secret?" The cowboy then replies, > > > > "Because, 'It's strong enough for a man, but made > > for a woman!!!!!'"
Oops Did I really say that?????
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