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Some bad jokes
02-16-2006, 01:44 AM,
#1
Some bad jokes
What's the bad difference between a bad golfer a bad skydiver and a new or bad Scuba diver?

A bad golfer  goes whack, dang!
A bad skydiver goes Dang! whack!
A new or bad Scuba Diver goes whack, Dang whack, dang, dang whack! damn butttons, one should be on the right...the other on the left. But that wouldn't be good DIR config...would it?

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
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04-27-2006, 07:28 PM,
#2
Re: Some bad jokes
If you fail completely at golfing, you can keep doing it... >Big Grin
Non-divers seem so,  well,  shallow.
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04-28-2006, 01:29 PM,
#3
Re: Some bad jokes

Unless the failure is in a lightning storm  >Big Grin
That which does not kill you, makes you stronger.<br />Blood makes the grass grow, kill, kill, kill!
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04-28-2006, 03:51 PM,
#4
Re: Some bad jokes
What a "Shocking" idea!!!
My name is Lisa and I'm a SCUBAholic. It's been toooo long since my last dive!
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