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Non diving discussion
12-07-2006, 02:49 PM,
#1
Non diving discussion
It seems that we have a real crash addict among us. A certain blonde diver has had three accicents in her Escalade. The last one on Tuesday night.
The moral of this story? If you see her in a vehicle, be afraid, very afraid.\
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12-07-2006, 04:23 PM,
#2
Re: Non diving discussion
Well, Well, well.
I can see our discussion at the bar last night with the dive team was a bit contrived, Mister Wet "Di"...
Yes I drive an Escalade.
Yes It was rear-ended (again)
But the pertinent detail that you seem to have left out was that "all" occurred at traffic-stops.
So my beautious car is simply an...shall we say
"impact magnet"!

And yes the person(s) in every instance
were ticketed for driving at too high rate of speed, and traveling too close. 
Guess they just wanted a closer look at the dive sticker to the left of my license plate...that or something else

Have a nice time driving your '84 Ford Fiesta, Chuckster~


Hugs & Kisses

ShelleyBell


PS-Diver Queen, how did the clothes for your son work out?

Holiday Hugs to all of you.
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12-08-2006, 10:23 AM,
#3
Re: Non diving discussion
Well, I guess I am put in my place, however at one point in time you (in mixed company) said " I like it in the rear" However none of us thought you meant vehicles!
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12-08-2006, 12:45 PM,
#4
Re: Non diving discussion

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

;D  >Big Grin and I thought my posts could be misinterpreted >Big Grin ;D
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12-08-2006, 08:46 PM,
#5
Re: Non diving discussion
Oh Wetdrm... My My My.
How is it that one such as yourself
can misconstrue our conversation in such a pornographic manner?!
:-X :-X :-X
When I said I like the rear entry the best, we were talking about cave diving the Chikin Ha & Tajmahal down in the Yucatan'remember?!?
There are some wonderful "rear-entry" inlets in the upper lime-stone shelf, about 900 yards back in the scrub jungle that make for wonderful (and very hidden) rear-entry points. No one really knows about these.
The Ancient Mayans used these
openings to deposit gifts down into the underworld.
That my dear was the "rear entry-scuba dive discussion" we were having.
You are just so full of yourself this holiday season aren't you!?

Go have another eggnog & wait under the Mistletoe.
Stephie will be home at ten!

Now, Shooter...How's about you training me on the proper use of a spear-gun,
above water
and below...
:o
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12-08-2006, 10:17 PM,
#6
Re: Non diving discussion
However MCC your Mother of pearl Cadillac was at home.
Therfore I thought we were takling about Pearl Diving.
You know DQ was there also and Neither of us heard anything about Mexico.
Besides myou know that Men think about---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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sex every 15 seconds or so.
I know this is a G rated board (spot?) so I cant go any farther!!

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