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Men vs. Women
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02-03-2010, 09:21 PM,
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Men vs. Women
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine? It's the one with bite marks on the cap. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy. |
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