Sign Bloopers

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Sign in a hotel in Zurich:
"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in
the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."

A laundry in Rome:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good
time."

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
"Would you like to ride on your own ass?"

On the faucet in a Finnish washroom:
"To stop the drip, turn cock to right."

Sign in a French hotel:
"A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser."

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
"Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
bed."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a Tokyo bar:
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
"Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
bed."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a Tokyo bar:
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."