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My favorite blonde joke
02-12-2010, 11:00 PM,
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My favorite blonde joke
One day the little blonde came running home from school.

"Mommy!  Mommy!!  Today at school we did our numbers and I was the only one who was able to count all the way to 25!!  Is that because I'm blonde?"

"Yes dear, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the little blonde came running home from school.

"Mommy!! Mommy!! Today at school we did our letters and I was the only one who got all the way to H.  No one else got past E!!  Is that because I'm blonde?"

"Yes dear, it's because you're blonde."

The third day the little blonde came running home from school.

"Mommy!! Mommy!! Today at school we went swimming and when put on our swim suits I noticed I was the only one with boobies.  Is that because I'm blonde?"

"No dear, that's because you're 21." 
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02-14-2010, 09:43 PM,
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Re: My favorite blonde joke
How do you drown a Blonde?
My name is Lisa and I'm a SCUBAholic. It's been toooo long since my last dive!
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02-14-2010, 10:04 PM,
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Re: My favorite blonde joke
Answer:  Glue a mirror to the bottom of the pool!  :Smile
My name is Lisa and I'm a SCUBAholic. It's been toooo long since my last dive!
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