Children writing about the ocean

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Children Writing About the Ocean...
1 ) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an
island. If you don't have ocean all round
you, you are incontinent. (Alex, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just
like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8 )

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a
woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind
didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make
the wind come. My brother said they would have
been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8 ) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are
beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how
on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the
ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad
keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister just got
pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting.
Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to
live in caves under the sea where I think they have to
plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the
water. Divers can't go down alone, so they
have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8 )

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
when she was going very fast. She says she
won't do it again because water fired right up her big
fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish
don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about
the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he
quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)