The First Night.

[mermaid]

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

[DiverQueen]

Whew, how can I top that?!?!


Newly wed couple are undressing on the bed....

He takes off his socks and his toes are all knarly and misshapen.  Oh, dear, she says, what  happened to your toes?  Well honey, he says, you've heard of Polio?!  I  had  "Tolio" and this is the result.  Next he slides out of his trousers and she notices his knees are all swollen and mangled...She asks him about those.  Kneesles, he replies.  Oh, oh no.  As he takes off his underwear, she cries....Don't tell me you had Smallcox too!

[ballfrog]

The newlyweds rush up to the desk to check in and the clerk asks "bridal suite?".

The blushing bride says  "No thanks, I'll just hang on to his ears until I get used to it."