Before and After the Wedding

[mermaid]

Before - You take my breath away....After - I feel like I'm suffocating

Before - Twice a night....After - Twice a month

Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation...After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

Before - Saturday Night Fever....After - Monday Night Football

Before - Don't stop....After - Don't start

Before - Is that all you're having?....After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey

Before - It's like I'm living in a dream....After - It's like he lives in a dorm

Before - $60/doz.....After - $1.50/stem

Before - Turbocharged....After - Jump-start

Before - We agree on everything....After - We can't agree on anything

Before - Victoria's Secret....After - Fruit-of-the-Loom

Before - Idol....After - Idle 

Before - He's completely lost without me....After - Why won't he ever ask for directions? 

Before - Time stood still....After - Where did the time go? 

Before - Croissant and cappuccino....After - Bagel and instant 

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other....After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you 

Before - Passion....After - Ration