Crosby April 26,27

[NAACB]

> We beavers are an ornery bunch and we plan to protect our homes against any sub-aqarian assaults that you have planned. I have notified several other woodland creature associations and they have planned a protest organized to commence late Friday evening and will continue to hold vigil until all of the infidels (divers) have been driven out of the Cuyuna Range. The Opposum Symposium has scheduled a meeting for Saturday afternoon (right after their nap) and the Coalition on the protection of porcupines will be held as soon as enough comfortable chairs can be rounded up. Bear in mind that Wally (see bear photo on left and ignore the pun) will be handling the dam security for the entire weekend. He is an angry sort, just the kind of guy you need in a dam crisis. So listen hear diver hoard- we are ready for you, be prepared. And FYI - DO NOT ring the bell at the Ironton VFW bar.