Great White Shark attack

[LKunze]

From today's news.

[Skruff]

Swiming with seals. Must have mistaken her for a seal..... I always hate to hear these storys. At least it did mention that it's the first case since 1994.

[Inspirationdiver]

I think she should get a Darwin award. Shark attacks are rare and their aggressiveness towards humans is hugely overstated by the media, but can you think of a better way to evoke a shark attack than to dress up like their favorite food and go swimming with them???

[Gramps]

You know...
I don't feel keeping tigers as pets is as cool as it seems
with the meat
and the fur
and the nails
and the teeth...
Is that corn between that tigers teeth?
That tiger has corn between his teeth.
How was that tiger eating corn?
What the hell's going on here?
It's not corn?
What it is then?
...pieces of a raincoat?
I'm sorry...I didn't know.

hee, hee, hee....