Jokes

[Punky]

Hi, How are you...


I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly:
"Doing just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say :
"Uhhh, I'm Just like you trying to get through the
day!". (At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.)

Can I come over to your place after while?

Ok, This question is just wacky but I figured I could be just polite and end the conversation. I tell him,
"Well I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously ...
"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"