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03-09-2003, 05:36 PM,
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: MINNESOTA VIKINGS
> > > > > > Q. What's the difference between the Vikings & the Taliban? > > > A. The Taliban has a running game > > > > > > > > > > > > > Q. How do the Vikings count to 10? > > > A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 > > > > > > > > > > Q. What do the Vikings & Billy Graham have in common? > > > A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!" > > > > > > > > > > Q. How do you keep a Viking out of your yard? > > > A. Put up goal posts > > > > > > > > > > Q. Where do you go in MINNEAPOLIS in case of a tornado? > > > A. To the Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there! > > > > > > > > > > Q. What do you call a Viking with a SuperBowl ring? > > > A. A thief > > > > > > > > > > Q. Why was Dennis Green upset when the Viking playbook was stolen? > > > A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. > > > > > > > > > > Q. What's the difference between RANDY MOSS and a dollar bill? > > > A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar > > > > > > > > > > Q. How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl? > > > A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! > > > > > > > > > > Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? > > > A. The MINNESOTA VIKINGS > > > > > > > > > > Q. What do the Vikings and opossums have in common? > > > A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road > > > > > > > > > > Q. How can you tell when the Vikings are going to run the football? > > > A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. > > > |
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