Jokes

[Punky]

"Doc," says Leo, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long
time and I want to have it done" replies Leo.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the
doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's
done, there's no going back. It will change your life
forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my
mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll
simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my
better judgment!"

So Leo has his operation, and the next day he is up
and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital
corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is
another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Leo,"It looks as if you've just had
the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37
years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Leo stared at him in horror and screamed, "SHIT!
THAT'S the word!