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01-03-2010, 10:54 AM,
(This post was last modified: 01-03-2010, 05:24 PM by mermaid.)
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When girls don't...
Not sure how many have already seen this, but I thought it was pretty funny:
"When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and woman with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passon starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day, I opted to take the day off of work and spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Let's get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank, as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either...but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her." |
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When girls don't... - by mermaid - 01-03-2010, 10:54 AM
Re: When girls don't... - by wtdrm - 01-06-2010, 12:13 AM
Re: When girls don't... - by NETim - 01-06-2010, 07:38 AM
Re: When girls don't... - by arcFlash - 01-06-2010, 09:43 AM
Re: When girls don't... - by Terry - 01-06-2010, 12:25 PM
Re: When girls don't... - by DiverQueen - 01-06-2010, 04:08 PM
Re: When girls don't... - by rcojr - 01-06-2010, 05:46 PM
Re: When girls don't... - by mermaid - 01-06-2010, 10:14 PM
Re: When girls don't... - by Terry - 01-06-2010, 10:56 PM
Re: When girls don't... - by wtdrm - 01-06-2010, 11:46 PM
Re: When girls don't... - by mermaid - 01-07-2010, 10:13 AM
Re: When girls don't... - by DiverQueen - 01-07-2010, 12:30 PM
Re: When girls don't... - by wtdrm - 01-07-2010, 12:50 PM
Re: When girls don't... - by mermaid - 01-07-2010, 08:23 PM
Re: When girls don't... - by joekarels - 01-10-2010, 11:11 AM
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