Jokes

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True Wisconsin State Patrol stories!
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>Good :
>Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
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>The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)
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>BETTER
>A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
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>The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
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>BEST
>A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Wisconsin State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,
>"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
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>"He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
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>There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
>She was laughing too hard to start her car.