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Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert
03-29-2010, 01:50 PM,
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Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. 
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!  This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.  If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).  Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.  If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. 
I'm a Mog, Half man half dog - I'm my own best friend.<br />Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs &amp; random people.
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03-29-2010, 02:12 PM,
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Re: Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert
Awww geez Pat... :Smile
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03-29-2010, 02:29 PM,
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I'm on spring break vacation this week so it is extremely unlikely that I will come in contact with WORK for at least a week and a half!  ;D
My name is Lisa and I'm a SCUBAholic. It's been toooo long since my last dive!
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03-29-2010, 03:49 PM,
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i think i have developed immunity... i keep getting exposed, but nothing takes.
"The lake is running low on leeches. Dump a few more barrels in."
-John Calhoun
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03-29-2010, 04:49 PM,
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I don't get WORK, My boss put me on the (S)uper (H)igh (I)ntensity (T)raining program some time ago. So all get is #### on. Fortunately, being on the #### list kills all work.
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you.
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03-29-2010, 05:38 PM,
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arcFlash I love your sig Big Grin
I'm a Mog, Half man half dog - I'm my own best friend.<br />Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs &amp; random people.
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03-29-2010, 05:55 PM,
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Oh, yeah, spring break.  I'll be in Daytona Beach tomorrow negotiating turf with the alligators. 

Thankfully, what I do for a living isn't work. Wink
It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.<br />~Mark Twain
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03-29-2010, 07:18 PM,
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I like your idea of (S)(H)(I)(T) Steve  ;D
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